The Lazy Saint Bernard Itinerary
This itinerary is for those who want zero logistics, maximum coziness, and a weekend paced like a Tova nap.
You’ll be transported straight to the ranch, sink into the hot tub before the welcome party, sleep well, spa better, and ride the train back with mountain views and a snack in hand. No plans to make. Just show up.
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Day 1: Friday, September 25
Arrival & Welcome Party
🚐 Get picked up in Denver by Home James Shuttle — no car rental, no stress
🏞 Arrive directly at Devil’s Thumb Ranch early afternoon
🧖♀️ Settle in and sneak in a quick hot tub soak or glass of wine on your private porch
🍽 6:30 PM — Sukkot Welcome Dinner
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Day 2: Saturday, September 26
Wedding Day: Spa > Party
☕ Sleep in
💆♀️ Schedule a morning massage and facial at the spa
🫖 Light lunch, hot tea, and a book
💤 Afternoon nap, robe still on, sun on your face
💍 4:30 PM — Ceremony followed by cocktail hour, dinner, dancing, espresso martinis, and shenanigans until 1am
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Day 3: Sunday, September 27
🥯 8:30–10:30 AM — Kiss & Go Breakfast
🚐 Shuttle to the Winter Park train station
🚂 Board the Amtrak California Zephyr for a scenic ride back to Denver — complete with panoramic viewing car & snacks
✈️ Arrive with time to spare for your evening flight